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Friday, February 17, 2006

AAAAARGH! Stop bothering me!

Unlike those who surf from work, the Internet IS my work. So when those virtual slackers whine that they can't chat with me during the day, it busts my chops. The constant bleating from the "bored at work" crowd usually has to do with later discussions of something I read during the day as opposed to what they didn't read because I didn't "email this page to a friend". This is the only solution I have for them.

I created this feed which I will update with sites I visit during the day......they can add it to their MSN, Yahoo or Google Homepage or FireFox sidebar, to keep up with what I'm looking at as it's posted to the feed, in real-time.....

RapidFeed has a much more viewer friendly interface than those damn social-bookmarking sites, and users of the feed can change its look or integrate the feed seamlessly into not only their newsreaders but their websites as well, through the MySite interface at RapidFeeds......feel free to spy on my surf habits during the day! I used the iframe code for the purposes of inserting this into the blog but Java, ASP and PHP code is available for you in seconds....

Copy my code for your website to spy on me during the day here or select from all options to submit to your newsreader here.

Shut up and read my feed!!!

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Shootin's too good fer 'em.

So Cheney shot a lawyer, who was a lobbiest to boot! Big deal. Who cares that he didn't hold a press conference right away. The fact that all the press, politicos and pundits are drooling over his lack of press pool palaver just lets me know that it must have been a really slooooow news day. I'm no fan of politicians in general, but any man that goes lawyer huntin' is all right by me. They taste just like chicken.

You can find more droning on the subject here, here, here and here.

If you'd like to read a more interesting take on the subject, take a gander at this darling piece by Rev. Gisher at less people,less idiots.

Top 5 Reasons The Academy is retarded.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Damn Foreigners......

I put up this dang google translation script, to make it easy to translate my pages into other languages, but I can't get the script to stick my url into the text box when it forwards to the Google translation page......

so screw Google and just have my site translated into funny pirate lingo (or from behind a bush, if you prefer) by The Voices Of Many, or (my personal favorite) Moron, and leave me alone with my shame and poor website design skillz.

If you want to make me feel better, send me something off my Froogle Wishlist.

More tomorrow....

Monday, January 23, 2006

Why does my poop have corn in it?

Saturday, January 21, 2006

How Much Does Boing Boing Suck?

According to Technorati, here's a graph alluding to how much Boing Boing sucks.

Posts that contain Boing Boing Sucks per day for the last 30 days.
Technorati Chart

Certainly, more than Engadget:

Posts that contain Engadget Sucks per day for the last 30 days.
Technorati Chart

But not as much as Microsoft:

Posts that contain Microsoft Sucks per day for the last 30 days.
Technorati Chart

Or Hillary Clinton:

Posts that contain Hillary Clinton Sucks per day for the last 30 days.
Technorati Chart

Glad we got that straight.

How to get listed in Technorati's Most Popular......

Parents Efforts To Remove Their Dead Son's Info From Wikipedia Cause Millions Of Internet Users Worldwide To View The Offending Info.,

many of which, normally wouldn't have given a shit....

But, who fondly remember......

Get a Chocolate City T-Shirt!

No, I'm not going to provide a link to where you can buy it. By the time you get it shipped to you, the joke will be old and tired. Somebody has to save you from looking like an idiot.

Where is everybody?

According to my own limited research, this is where the netizens are hanging out today:

Paypal, the PHP approach
first posted by faderisimo on 2004-01-31 ... and 340 other people ( 112 recently ) ... copy
The Socratic Method Teaching Binary Math to Kids
first posted by toddje on 2004-06-21 ... and 209 other people ( 111 recently ) ... copy
Geek to Live: Lifehacker Pack - Lifehacker
first posted by bwilms on 2006-01-20 ... and 326 other people ( 74 recently ) ... copy
The best blanket ever
first posted by skabber on 2006-01-20 ... and 148 other people ( 54 recently ) ... copy - The File Extensions Resource
first posted by untergeek on 2005-10-19 ... and 219 other people ( 54 recently ) ... copy

(Is everyone who uses really this boring?)