AAAAARGH! Stop bothering me!

Unlike those who surf from work, the Internet IS my work. So when those virtual slackers whine that they can't chat with me during the day, it busts my chops. The constant bleating from the "bored at work" crowd usually has to do with later discussions of something I read during the day as opposed to what they didn't read because I didn't "email this page to a friend". This is the only solution I have for them. I created this feed which I will update with sites I visit during the day......they can add it to their MSN, Yahoo or Google Homepage or FireFox sidebar, to keep up with what I'm looking at as it's posted to the feed, in real-time..... RapidFeed has a much more viewer friendly interface than those damn social-bookmarking sites, and users of the feed can change its look or integrate the feed seamlessly into not only their newsreaders but their websites as well, through the MySite interface at RapidFeeds......feel free to spy on my surf habits during the day! I used the iframe code for the purposes of inserting this into the blog but Java, ASP and PHP code is available for you in seconds.... Copy my code for your website to spy on me during the day here or select from all options to submit to your newsreader here. Shut up and read my feed!!!

Shootin's too good fer 'em.

So Cheney shot a lawyer, who was a lobbiest to boot! Big deal. Who cares that he didn't hold a press conference right away. The fact that all the press, politicos and pundits are drooling over his lack of press pool palaver just lets me know that it must have been a really slooooow news day. I'm no fan of politicians in general, but any man that goes lawyer huntin' is all right by me. They taste just like chicken. You can find more droning on the subject here, here, here and here. If you'd like to read a more interesting take on the subject, take a gander at this darling piece by Rev. Gisher at less people,less idiots.

Top 5 Reasons The Academy is retarded.

Shut Up Ed gives us Top 5 reasons The Academy is retarded. As someone who's personally tired of the hoopla surrounding sub par cinema (where nominations are obtained solely by appealing to the Great Unwashed Masses need to feel politically correct), I say, Bravo Ed!

Damn Foreigners......

I put up this dang google translation script, to make it easy to translate my pages into other languages, but I can't get the script to stick my url into the text box when it forwards to the Google translation page...... so screw Google and just have my site translated into funny pirate lingo (or from behind a bush, if you prefer) by The Voices Of Many, or (my personal favorite) Moron, and leave me alone with my shame and poor website design skillz. If you want to make me feel better, send me something off my Froogle Wishlist. More tomorrow....

Why does my poop have corn in it?

If there is an answer to the eternal question, Yahoo has it. Yahoo! Answers - Why does my poop have corn in it? Yahoo! Answers - My boyfriend asked me to wear a bag over my head when we are having relations......should I? Yahoo! Answers - How do I use a search engine? Yahoo! Answers - Is it wrong to have sex with a retard if you aren't a retard? and, (oh yes) the Tops in Technorati list: Major suckage still provided by Boing Boing. This sounds like the kind of movie that dateless teenage boys would like. I have no intentions of reading this book This is a boring article about the Vatican. Gratuitous link to the gay cowboy movie since everyone else is linking to it.

How Much Does Boing Boing Suck?

According to Technorati, here's a graph alluding to how much Boing Boing sucks. Posts that contain Boing Boing Sucks per day for the last 30 days. Certainly, more than Engadget: Posts that contain Engadget Sucks per day for the last 30 days. But not as much as Microsoft: Posts that contain Microsoft Sucks per day for the last 30 days. Or Hillary Clinton: Posts that contain Hillary Clinton Sucks per day for the last 30 days. Glad we got that straight.

How to get listed in Technorati's Most Popular......

Yikes! There's a freakin' whale in the Thames! I haven't read this book and don't really intend to. Brokeback Mountain, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous..... Boing Boing sucks. Many marvel at how much it sucks.

Parents Efforts To Remove Their Dead Son's Info From Wikipedia Cause Millions Of Internet Users Worldwide To View The Offending Info.,

many of which, normally wouldn't have given a shit.... But, who fondly remember......

Get a Chocolate City T-Shirt!

No, I'm not going to provide a link to where you can buy it. By the time you get it shipped to you, the joke will be old and tired. Somebody has to save you from looking like an idiot.

Where is everybody?

According to my own limited research, this is where the netizens are hanging out today: Paypal, the PHP approach first posted by faderisimo on 2004-01-31 ... and 340 other people ( 112 recently ) ... copy The Socratic Method Teaching Binary Math to Kids first posted by toddje on 2004-06-21 ... and 209 other people ( 111 recently ) ... copy Geek to Live: Lifehacker Pack - Lifehacker first posted by bwilms on 2006-01-20 ... and 326 other people ( 74 recently ) ... copy The best blanket ever first posted by skabber on 2006-01-20 ... and 148 other people ( 54 recently ) ... copy FileInfo.net - The File Extensions Resource first posted by untergeek on 2005-10-19 ... and 219 other people ( 54 recently ) ... copy (Is everyone who uses del.icio.us really this boring?)