Damn Foreigners......

I put up this dang google translation script, to make it easy to translate my pages into other languages, but I can't get the script to stick my url into the text box when it forwards to the Google translation page...... so screw Google and just have my site translated into funny pirate lingo (or from behind a bush, if you prefer) by The Voices Of Many, or (my personal favorite) Moron, and leave me alone with my shame and poor website design skillz. If you want to make me feel better, send me something off my Froogle Wishlist. More tomorrow....

Why does my poop have corn in it?

If there is an answer to the eternal question, Yahoo has it. Yahoo! Answers - Why does my poop have corn in it? Yahoo! Answers - My boyfriend asked me to wear a bag over my head when we are having relations......should I? Yahoo! Answers - How do I use a search engine? Yahoo! Answers - Is it wrong to have sex with a retard if you aren't a retard? and, (oh yes) the Tops in Technorati list: Major suckage still provided by Boing Boing. This sounds like the kind of movie that dateless teenage boys would like. I have no intentions of reading this book This is a boring article about the Vatican. Gratuitous link to the gay cowboy movie since everyone else is linking to it.